Friday, November 24, 2006

Giving Thanks

Money has a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. The good news is in this era of the internet, I can share these thoughts with you.

Money is thankful for Al Gore, the inventor of the internet.

Money is thankful for Mrs. A, the loyal reader and a producer of great knowledge to The Truth.

Money is thankful that the Dodgers spent 45 Million dollars on Juan Pierre, a guy who steals 60 bases and does nothing else.

Money is thankful that he did not take his family down to see the Cal/USC game in LA.

Money is thankful that before the season started, he wrote off both the Warriors and 49ers. He will remain off the bandwagon for the good of both teams.

Money is thankful for halftime bets.

Money is thankful that he is not the Athletic Director at Cal. Otherwise he would fire Tedford for never winning a (not The) big game.

Money is thankful that the college basketball season has started.

Money is thankful he traded for Tony Romo in his fantasy league.

Money is thankful for Ocho Cinco, one of the most enjoyable football players to watch.

Money is thankful to have football to watch on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday this week.

Please share with me what you are thankful for.

College Picks:

FLORIDA STATE +9.5 vs. Florida
Let me be the first to state this; Florida is a very ordinary team.

USC -7 vs. Notre Dame
The Irish can not play defense. They will be able to score, but they won't be able to stop the Trojans.

NEVADA +3 vs. Boise State
Finally a loss for this plucky team. It was sure nice thinking about the BCS, wasn't it?

Pro Picks:
VIKINGS -6 vs. Cardinals
The vikings are not that great of a team, but they will beat the Cardinals by more than a TD.

PATRIOTS -3 vs. Bears
The underrated Pats, will destroy the overrated Bears.

STEELERS +3 @ Ravens
I just don't buy into this Ravens team.